Aphrodites Cold B.F. Moloney

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Published: December 21st 2012

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Aphrodites Cold  by  B.F. Moloney

Aphrodites Cold by B.F. Moloney
December 21st 2012 | ebook | PDF, EPUB, FB2, DjVu, audiobook, mp3, RTF | 3 pages | ISBN: | 8.79 Mb

Aphrodite blames Hephaestus for her red, white and blue coloured mucus that runs from her nose in this her latest cold. Her body is covered in it and she fears patriotic wars will be fought over her. After all she is the goddess of love and greatMoreAphrodite blames Hephaestus for her red, white and blue coloured mucus that runs from her nose in this her latest cold. Her body is covered in it and she fears patriotic wars will be fought over her. After all she is the goddess of love and great festivals are made in her honour.

A thousand word tale by the author of Swaghead and Colins Headbumps and available at Amazon and Kobo.Opening ExtractIn Greek mythology, Aphrodite is the goddess of love, beauty and sexual desire. It was said that she was born of the seminal fluids that flowed from the severed genitals of Uranus. She is the most beautiful of all the female gods and her love is most desired. Many gods and mortals have loved her, and she has equally loved in return.

She was risen brilliant from turbulent foam, and her home is her cupule scallop shell in which she stands, and in which she lays when she is exhausted by love. And while she is gone celebrations of her beauty and erotic powers are held in annual heterosexual festivals. Many a mortal woman imagines she is Aphrodite herself, and soon and without hesitation, the women join with their Adonis men and together they celebrate human love and passion.

Their witnesses the eunuchs are delighted, because they see in the bedrooms the beginnings of many a loving and stable family.When she is feeling good Aphrodite’s pure, sensual body stands high on the seas waves for the entire world to see. In doing this she sets fire to the rages of the gods who could never inhibit her.

These are the sea storms that surround her, and which in frustration blow toward coastlines. Of course she is a female, who carries with her the normal womanly functions and vulnerabilities females must bear. She is menstrual which she discreetly manages with absorbent inserts supplied by the goddess Med, and her beginning menopausal hot flushes are controlled through natural medication supplied by the god Vulcan, as are her menstrual cramps.

But she also suffers from severe colds which cause her the most grief. When one thinks about it, her colds are quite logical, since she was born of the sea and she spends a lot of time on it or above it. True, her naked body has certain godly powers of resilience and purity, and she has the innards of flawless pearl, but these colds really get to her for she is sniffling constantly and her nose runs, and there is no shelf in her shell for tissues.



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